Sockman and Fish have launched a campaign for a National Enquiry Into Male Grooming amidst a political...
Politics
At the chaotic G7½ Summit, Sockman and Fish tried to stop war between Falafelabad and Oilverstan using...
President Rumpled Crump throws himself a surprise birthday bash—but no one shows up except Sockman, Fish, and...
BREAKING: Rumple Crump claims “patriotic accident” after 21-year-old male cheerleader turns up pregnant. Sockman horrified. Fish amused....
A leaked dossier reveals President Rumpled Crump's "Fast Food First" doctrine, prioritizing fast food in government contracts,...
